Now I know what a TV dinner feels like

You Know them times when you find yourself asking "What would Bruce Willis do in this situation?" No? Well you've obviously never been stuck in a lift before.

If you look at this screenshot taken from the website of the hostel We have been staying at you may notice it makes reference to it being on the 5th floor and then "(don't worry, there's a lift)". It asks us not to worry? Yea we were stuck in said* lift for over an hour.

Luckily Titch hasn't changed his top since the festival so was quite appropriately wearing a vest for the occasion. Unfortunately there was no hatch to speak of in the highly sophisticated lift so any further Bruce Willis impression was out of the question. Plus his vest was black.

For this scene I was playing the role of claustrophobic Damsel in distress. can you see the distress in my Knees Spleen eyes? Luckily after a mere hour of our time had been taken up, the hostel staff along with some French guys who were extremely amused by our predicament managed to contact the service guy to let us out, in the same way as that flop of a film Die Soft, where John Mcclain is rescued by a repair man with a moustache. It was a short movie, mostly a monologue about John wanting a pint and needing a piss, one o' them straight to bargain bin dvd efforts







*Titch's input word